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Well we all know christmas is coming and every1 cant wait. Well this year im planning to take out santa when he trys to get through my chimney.Im going to make him give me all the toys and then im going to use his sled to fly to the norh pole where i will make my elven army to take over Wc3. If any one would like to help please not try to take santa captive it would ruin my plans

um you didn't read my thanksgiving thing did you?

i dunno but i already have a trap death and lets say when santa comes through the chimney he will fall into spikes...gess why...i have no chimney. it's a fake one
after that ill go take over santi (anti santa) and use his cyclops army and wage war on santa so we all get a million dollars instead of "dora" toys. ILL GET U SANTA

no dont ruin my great plan and of course i dont know how to read who do you think i am

Santa?

what im going to do is write a letter to santa explaining if he dares give me another piece of fucking coal again ima take a high voltage tazer .... or maby a car battery and electrocute his nut sack >:( fucker gave me a lump of deer sh!@ with coal inside of it .... i swore he would never get another lump of sh!# in my house covered in coal as long as i lived!!!

i was so naughty last year i got a coal mine for christmas

in today's market i don't think he'll be giving out coal, hell most the good kids should get coal, you got any idea how much that shit sells for now'a days?

dude dont tell em that now they want coal