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Chuck Norris Jokes!
Monty. Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:07 pm
Post yer favorite chuck norris jokes here!
I once heard that chuck norris doesn't have to use the bathroom....His stomach muscles pwn the feces into pure epicness.
I once heard that chuck norris doesn't have to use the bathroom....His stomach muscles pwn the feces into pure epicness.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!
Deadlynuke Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:16 pm
i heard chuck norris has no chin only another fist ^.^
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!
St.Vice Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:19 pm
Chuck Norris fights Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris wins. PERIOD!
Chuck Norris wins. PERIOD!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!
CotK Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:01 pm
I have the best Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck doesn't comb his hair. It places itself out of fear.
There is no theory of evolution. Only the creatures Chuck Norris let live.
When Chuck steps on a rake, the rake gets hit by Chuck Norris in the face.
I could go on but time is money.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck doesn't comb his hair. It places itself out of fear.
There is no theory of evolution. Only the creatures Chuck Norris let live.
When Chuck steps on a rake, the rake gets hit by Chuck Norris in the face.
I could go on but time is money.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!
St.Vice Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:17 pm
(mustn't fulfill l evil urge to twist CotK post and abuse my mod powers... MUST NOT GIVE IN)
i still think yarrick and kill chuck
i still think yarrick and kill chuck
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!
Deadlynuke Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:42 pm
lol chuck norris can kill duke...he's the 1 who took all ur gum! LOL!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!
DukeNukem cheif Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:22 pm
do you see my avatar? do you SEE DUKES MUSCLES!!! ITS LIKE COME ON DUDE CHUCK IS ONLY FAMOUS FOR BOW FLEX COMMERSIALS .... ITS LIKE COME ON HE DOESNT EVEN DO BOW FLEX COMERCIALS ANY MORE!!!!
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