Twisted wish

bear knows what i'm talking about.

ok people this is a forum game, that means very little said in here can be taken as truth, heres how it'll play.

some one makes a wish,IE i wish i was a fish

then some one else comes along and grants that wish, but he has to put a twist on it. IE, granted but then i eat you,
then the person who twisted the wish gets to make a wish.
i wish for cash.

i'll start.

I wish i had a better program to make internet comics.

granted, but then they fuxing suck and you get shot in the face for making bad comics

i wish i had a rocket launcher

granted but you don't know how to work it so when you shoot it, it explodes.

ha ha ha .... its usually me who forgets to make a wish ... now its you MAKE ONE

(F***)

i wish for the right to G4, so that i can turn it back to tech-tv

granted, but then a terrorist blows up your tv station thingy

i wish i had a billion dollars

granted but then the government come and takes all of it and then shoots you.

i wish for a bigger TV.

granted, but the tv is so big it falls on you and you die .... then no one comes to your funeral .... (i would but i was shot by the CIA)

forgot to make a wish,(and after you told me to make one, lol)

i wish that aliens ubduct st.vice and give him a very large anal probe

granted but then they find you and give you once twice as large.

i wish for the damn artist would draw Black Ninja Pirate.

granted, but he turns out to be gay and sucks at drawling ... and he starts hitting on you and you like it

i wish i was santa

Granted, but pissed kids raided your workshop for not visiting their house.
I wish I was a pro at Island Defense.

granted, but then everyone gets board of island defence and goes to dota (dota is like a plague)

i wish i had my own tv show

Granted, but no network would air it.

make a wish or die montage

forget to wish dood,

Make a focken wish Mo' Fo, you'll regret it if you don't

*slaps montage*

he'll kill the topic oh NO!!!

wait....i think i no a way to get out of this.

i wish for a dirt bike.

Oh yea...My Bad
Granted, but you crashed into a tree and died, then a deer took a piss on your body.
I wish Spore was longer.

granted, but then osama binladen comes out and is like "FOR ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and he blows your ass up

i wish i had my don hertzfeltd avatar back

granted but then no one gets the joke.

i wish that i had a PS3.

granted, but you realize xbox 360 with xbox live is alot better and you shoot your self
i wish i have a million microsoft points

Granted, but they were fake and didn't work.
I wish the ants in my house would GTFO of my tea.

granted, but then they dont and you eat them and die .... some how

i wish i had a flame thrower