Twisted wish

granted, but you realize trains are gay so you kill you self (yea who has a newb pal these days?)

i wish i had a newb pal

(i do in fact have a noob pal. i just turned himon to WC3 and he's hooked. he wants me to help him out some times.)

granted but he never lets you play any games you want.

i wish i had a TI-86

granted, but you show thebears (dukeNukem3D) it and he gets pissed that he dont know what it is so he kill you

i wish i had a kick ass jet

granted but then.... your friend Osama was your pilot and use it to destroy the white house and you see every thing.... but your jet blow up before it could reach the white house. lol. Now Osama is on my side bitch!

i wish dukeNukem3D will be on every console and get a better graphic.

granted, but dukeNukem dont like you so he kills you

i wish people would read the awesome short story i just wrote

granted but they don't like it.

i wish more people where on.

granted, but they are on only from when you cant get on till when you can

i wish more ppl would use the vent

Granted, but it was just random kids screaming into their mics.

I wish I had enough to buy RPG Maker.

granted but it's counterfit money

i wish i was able to control water

Granted, but a drop falls on your face and you melt.

I wish I could sell my games.

granted but then no one buys them.

i wish i had a new web-site for my comics.

<whised Now I know more site to make comics>

granted no one read them

I wish,... I get solide snake

granted but he eats u

i wish i was 22

granted but then your liver fails becasue you drank to much. (isn't beer fun?)

i wish i had more time.

granted but u must use it all in the fire pit

i wish i could kill satan and rule hell

Granted, but God smites you.

MAKE A WISH GADDAMIT!

i wish i was both god and satan

i wish i had wc3 bak

(wewt im bringing it bak)

granted but then you are kicked from clan becasue you haven't been on.

i wish when wkre brakes apart some of it's members join us.

Granted, but they rebel and murder the shamans.

I wish I could use fucking anvil studio.

granted but u die of POISON!

i wish i were dead and went to heaven

granted but then you find out it's standing room only.

i wish dethklol made more shows.

granted but they kill everybody

i wish family guy had a new permanant character.

deadly's assistant wrote: im deadly'sassistant

granted but he sucks and the show is cancled

i wish my clan was more active or deadly had a wc3 disk >_>