Twisted wish

granted bbut the day after that when u have all A's the grades switch and u have F's

i wish i was the president

granted, but then you realize you suck as a president and the people rise up and hire osama bin laden to rape you then blow you up

i wish i could summon demons like a warlock

granted but then they rebel then kill you

i wish i could do anything on any game

granted, but then the ppl whom play that game get pissed and think your using hacks and then everyone whom plays that game quits and goes to dota.... (thanx for making ppl go to dota .... bitch)

i wish more ppl rped

granted but then an eclipse occurs and makes all ppl in all the world love dota (thx bitch)

i wish i was in 1st grade so i could show i am a genius

granted but you end up failing because you can't out think a first grader.

i wish i had some more WH40K books.

Granted, but a zombie infection spreads across your city so it gets nuked, destroying the books.
I wish I had $60.00.

granted but then u get mugged and ANOTHER eclipse occurs and wat u buyin is free(cause i want it too)

i wish i was a giant

Granted, but it turned out to be a brain tumor.
I wish RPG Maker had more sprites.

granted but during the whole thing after a LOOONG time of making...ur comp's harddrive erases

i wish Monty. would hurry up and get thye chronicals of valkor done

Granted, but then it turned out to suck.
I wish I wasn't so restless.

granted but then the granter mixes it up and you become gay and even more restless

i wish some1 would nuke the school

granted but they nuke while your still inside it.

i wish i had some stronger bosses to fight in GW.

granted, but osama and i kill you cause GW isnt wc3

i wish the Valkor beta wasnt so bugged

granted but then it's so fun you don't eat sleep or even breath, then you die.

i wish i have RA1

granted, but i kill you cause i dont know what that is

i wish for 140 posts on this topic

granted WOOT!!!

i wish i could post my comic.

granted, but then you get writers block and you kill your slef

i wish my clan would post more on the forums

granted no twist cause so do i

i wish every1 was a pro at rping that they love it so much they delete dota off their game list and play rp alot more

granted, but then rping becomes the new dota and then all hard core dota players are like rping is for faggits

i wish rping was alittle more popular

granted but then only noobs play

i wish people would read my short story.

granted, but some people find it mildly offensive and kill and rape your dead corps

i wish i had a magnum

granted but then u choke on it cause u wanted to no wat it tasts like

i wish i was able to riencarnate unlimited times (so i can see the future)

Granted, but Micheal Jackson only gave you the power so he could rape you everytime you reincarnate.
I wish I could write my own RP.

granted, but you forget to include the best rper in clan trpg (me) and so everyone kills you cause it sucks

i wish more ppl liked my werewolf rp