Twisted wish

granted, but your gpa goes up to .01 .... and osama kills you ... he he

i wish i had a sword

granted, but then you cut your head because you dont know how to use a sword. I wish I was good at joke...

granted, but then you kill your self cause you cant use grammer ... he he

i wish vice and dragonki were in the epic rp the chronicles of Valkor

Granted but they play roles that don't support the RP in anyway.
I wish I had my own ROFL Copter.

granted but then the STFU jets come and blow you up.(i like the MiG-17 and the MiG-21 more then other air born jets)

i wish i had a MiG 17

granted, but you get kill by your MiG 17....

I wish, I can control the earth!

Granted but then the people revolt and lock you at the bottom of the ocean in side a Sub Prison.

i wish i could have some Baby Back Ribs.

granted, but you die of a heart attack and osama comes out and .... and .... AND ..... eats some ribs ... he he you thought i was going to make him explode ..... OSAMA KILLS YOU ALL

i wish vice was there for the 4th part of the chronicals of Valkor

(I'm gonna be in the fifth one. I'm getting back on B-Net baby!)Granted but then i kill the main RPer and i end it.

i wish that i could have some more root-beer.

granted, but some one put poison on your root-beer and it was the fault of Osama!

I wish that douche Osama blow up in is house.

first .... if you kill them main char your killing me so .... dont kill me

granted, but osama ... comes back and kill you ... and ... idk im just hooked on osama killing ppl right now

i wish i was the first to go to page 5 ... oh wait he he i ajm

Granted. What? It is. = D

I wish these fights would've nevar happened.

granted so then ever one else will just post over top of you. ( i feel it's better to post last in page)

i wish i had more time to RP.

granted, but you have to much time to rp and you end up trying to commit suicide .... but osama get you before you can do it

i wish i had a jet

granted but then Osama Comes and hijacks it(why because that some thing he really could do)

i wish i could see in to the past.

granted, but then you look in the past when your parents were doing it to have you ... and you realize the condom broke and your just a mistake

i wish i could see threw ppls cloths

granted but then you go to the republic national convention, nothing but white old rich men all around you, the only woman there, was once a dood.

i wish that this damn race could be over already,

granted, but it will continue and the forum will freeze up because of the spamming we did xD
I wish. My comics were popullar.

granted but then you become so popular you turn them in to the new DotA.

i wish for a larger TV.

granted, but then you change the channel and osama is on you tv and it blows up (he he didnt see that coming did you)

i wish i had a faster computer

granted, but then your computer turned into a nuclear reactor and blow up your town, cities, bugs, people,you, the nose of micheal jackson and your damn Osama!

I wish i got the new expension of wrath of the lich king!

Granted but then you relise it's not much diffrent from the old one.

i wish i had SC 2

(dargonki the Pic looks like kite from .hack)

granted, but the first thing you do with it is dl a bunch of goat pr0n and you get a virus .... then osama gets revived by alla and he blows you up again

i wish i had more microsoft points for my xbox ...

havn't we already done this wish?

granted but they are hacked points and don't count for shit, then the points blow up your Xbox.

i wish i had SC2.

your SC2 is just a damn bombs that Osama did in is house. and he blow up with it

I wish I'll get a GF!