Twisted wish

Granted, but Blizzard finds you as a threat and Zergling rushes your house.
I wish my interwebz didn't lag so much.

granted, but then you get a virus and the virus deletes all your porn

i wish i had my own army of cyborgs

granted but then they see you as inferior and then over throw you and then turn you in to a cyborg. but they the just become the BORG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i had a copy of all the Godzilla movies ever made.

granted, but they are pirated movies so the real godzilla comes and rapes you in the ass

i wish i was awesome at playing guitar

granted but the "Good" at guitar u claim is only on guiter hero 3 on easy on practice slowest speed

I wish i was the chief

granted, but i lead the clan to quit and form a better clan

i wish i had a mace

Granted, but you poke your eye out.
I wish I could find a simple ABS for RPG Maker.

granted, but you get a virus that blows your comp up
i wish my comp was faster

granted but it accidentally warps into hyper drive and blows up

i wish i were GOD

granted, but then tom cuise and el ron hubord come and rape you in your sleep

OMFG bears ur not widshing again...lemme re-do it b4 we get off topic on this

i wish i had a kitten for me to take care of

granted, but the kitten eats a stick of dynomite and blows up in your arms ()))))))))TNT)))))))---*

i wish i had a dirt bike

granted but then you crash in to a tree and die.

i wish i was a better artist.

granted, but then picoso kicks your ass

i wish i was extremely strong

granted but then you hit your wife and then she leaves you and you die a lonely death.

i wish i could order more people around.

granted, but you try to order me around and i kill you for no reason

i wish i had an army of mutants

granted but then the imperium steps in and kills you and your mutants.

i wish i had a BOOM STICK!!!!

granted, but then your boom stick explode in your hand... that why it called boom stick...

I wish.... i can fuck every asshole mom's... because i want to pissed off asshole people that are actually eating my asshole right now. lol

Granted, but you get Aids.
I wish I had flash maker.

granted, but its a pirated version of it and you get found out and then you get taken to jail were a big black man named molly pounds you in the ASS!!!

i wish i had a more active clan

DukeNukem cheif wrote:granted, but its a pirated version of it and you get found out and then you get taken to jail were a big black man named molly pounds you in the ASS!!!

i wish i had a more active clan

Granted but then they all come online and crash the clan... oh yeah...

I wish i can understand people... seriously people getting wierdo.. those day...

granted, but osama rapes you in the ass

i wish i had a pet penguin

granted but then the penguin goes mad and start to kill every one in your house and he burned down the house... with all the corps inside and is mk-47.

I wish i can create stuff in rl. Because there so mutch stuff i could do.... hehe....

granted, but you create a giant bomb and you blow your self up with it (osama helped design it)

i wish i had more creativity in making a rp

granted but you can't think of any thing so you let your noob pla make a theme and it sucks. (and this starts up a new question. does any one have a noob pal?)

i wish for a train.