Twisted wish

Granted but then you burn you D*** off

i wish i have a Auto-Cannon.

granted but you kill your self cause our so depressed and emo

And so, everyone forgot to make a wish and the "Twisted Wish" post died. The End.

i wish montage would die of a stroke

granted but then only you and me would post so we'd be forced back to WKRE.

i wish that people could remember to wish.

granted, but you go senial and start wishing random stuff

i wish i had bear claws

Granted, but you got shot by a hunter.
I wish I could revive my old Island Defense clan.

granted, but then some hacker comes in and fuxs up your clan

i wish my clan members would post more on the forums

granted but then they are dicks and the forum loses fun.

i wish i could meet Devin Hester

granted, but he turns out to be osama bin laden and he blows you up

i wish i had an atomic bomb

granted but then the USA "liberates" you from your ruling dictator, and then kills you,

i wish i could meet Yarrick

granted, but then alla brings osama back and osama blows you all up again .... (he he he)

i wish i had a hand grenade

granted but then you blow your self up,

i wish i could play Fall Out 3.

granted, but then osama comes crashing threw your door and blows you up (i gatta stop putting osama in these things)

i wish i had a desert eagle

(yes, yes you do) granted but then Mantis brakes in a shoots you with it.

i wish i could play more mercenarys 2

granted, but i come to your house and blow you up cause i want mercenaries 2

i wish i had mercenaries 2

granted but then you realize it's just OK and go buy some thing else(i can't get past the damn finding a helicopter pilot)

i wish i could get past that the damn mission,

granted, but then the game crashes and osama blows your house up

i wish i had a stick of dynamite

Granted, but Osama gets pissed of you using him in your jokes and steals it and blows up your house with it.
I wish I led a highly advanced race of Dog People.

granted, but you pass a law making it illegal to piss on a fire highdrent and the dogs kill you
i wish i had wings

Granted, but then an airplane came and suck you into is reactor (I dont wan to tell how you got kill in it XD). I wish he (the bear) was still alive

granted, but then you realize i am a douche and you hate me .... then osama blows us up (i need to stop with that lol)
i wish i had some C4

Granted, but some asshole stole the activator and blew your house up with it.
I wish I had my own theme song.

granted, but then your theme song turns out the be EXTREMELY GAY ....

i wish i had a battle axe

(wow no Osama that time) granted but then you chop off one of your own arms, and then the other for some odd reason,

i wish i had a better GPA