Twisted wish

granted, but then your Ork was so damn hungry because you dint feed him well and he eated you.!

I wish to know how to use voice record and music for videos,

granted, but then you get a virus and your comp explodes (btw osama created the virus)

i wish i had a jet pack

Granted but then it cuts out half way in flight.(a hobo pissed in the gas tank)

i wish i had a Las-Cannon

granted, but you kill your self with it ....

i wish i had a kick ass car

granted but then you crash the car the day before your insurances kicks in.

i wish i had a smart-car.

granted, but the car learns that your obsolete and osama is the future ... so the car has osama blow you up ... but the car is caught in the explosion

i wish i was Duke Nukem .... (try to make that turn out bad he he he)

Granted, you can be just change your damn name and the real one will come and shoot you in the face for copying him.
I wish the world will be mine! < By slave them all>

granted, but then i lead a resistance known as TRPG .... and we kill you .... actually we have osama run up and blow you up ....

i wish i could stop putting osama in my things

Granted, but osama blew you up for firing him.
I wish I could find a decent battle system for RPG Maker.

granted but then you got a virus that your comp start to being alive and rape your pet and the police outside.

I Wish i got a playboy mansion

granted, but then you get earectile disfunction and you realize that all the women there have penis's

i wish i had a giant cloud that was bleeding out its anus

granted but the cloud lose so mutch blood that he fall in to your house and some what Osama was in there and blow your house and him self!

I wish.... I can make... an Anime or cartoon show.

granted, but then your cartoon is too good so then smilie osama comes and kills you

i wish i had a rocket car

granted but then it's the second rocket car that the mythbusters made, (here's a hint it blows up<i'm not kidding look up the Mythbuster Rocket car>)

i wish i had some more money nothing much just like 50 bucks.

granted, but then you spend the money on some stupid ass shit and you kill your self

i wish i had a suit of armor

Granted, but it was made out of plastic and didn't protect you from being stabbed.
I wish I had Audio-Surf.

granted, but i dont feel like coming up with an outcome for your wish so i just shoot you in the face

i wish i had a tank

Granted but then duke nukem betrayes u and takes it and shoots you

i wish i was famous without a paparazzi

granted, but then you get shot in the face by Duke Nukem cause you made him shoot me in the face

i wish i could play the guitar

lol Granted, but u break it and sparks fly out and burn ur face off

i wish i never could get in trouble

granted, but then your mom decides the best way for you not to get in trouble is for you to die so you never can do anything ... so she stabs you in the face

i wish i had a robot

granted...but then ur robot malfunctions and kills you with a plasma beam

i wish i was a giant spider (big enough to destroy the town, and indestructible to weapons)

granted, but the spider gets all horny and rapes you....

i wish i could shoot fire out my mouth

granted but then you burn your face off.

i wish i had more time, (i have almost no time for any RP's it's so sad)

Granted, but you have to spend that extra time in a dark room.
I wish I wasn't so behind in school.