Twisted wish

no i didnt

granted, but sc2 turns out to suck and you kill your self

i wish osama would blow vice up he he he

granted, But OSAMA IS DEAD!!!! ALREADY because is nose blow up!

I wish I can do magic!

granted, but you use a spell and it makes your dick smaller .... you try to reverse it but it keeps getting smaller... he he

i wish i had massive musles

Granted, but you kill yourself cuz ur too powerful.

I wish for M&M's

granted, but you fail to have one!

I wish cotk was not banned

Granted but then they blow up on you, for no real reason

i wish i could join the Imperial Guard.

granted, but you joined the imperial stupid guard, and doing crap every day.

I wish. i was god

granted, but if its like obivion i just randomly kill you cause i do that to the imperial guard cause im awesome like that

Granted but you get bullied to death.

I wish I wasn't banned. XD

granted but then people stop believing in you.

i wish i could speak Spanish, or Russian

by the way when i say imperial guard i mean WH 40K imperial Guard.

granted, but then you get arrested for trying to buy a russian male prostitute ... btw over 100 posts he he he

i wish i had over 9000!!!!!!!!!! posts

granted, the imperial guard rejected you!

wish micheal jackson blow is nose

+ but your 9000 post was just 9 post for all along because of a virus

I wish i am millionair!

granted, but micheal jackson rapes you ....

i wish i had balls of steel .... nvm that i already have that ... i wish i had an ak-47

gantred, but you got balls of steel and a small dick on steel, <you cannot have sex> with a brain of steel

I wish human robot like megaman exist and i become one to!

Granted, but you can't move due to being made of heavy metal.
I wish I could make better signatures.

Are you kidding me? That's awesome dood. And the avatar, funniest thing I ever seen on a pic. XD

Granted, but the pwnage kills us all.

I wish I'd have ideas for a hilarious avatar.

I just found this picture cut off some text and added my name to it.
Granted, but you couldn't find a picture to edit for your joke.
I wish I could script in C++.

Granted, but then you become richer then Bill Gates cuz you invent something awesome then he sends assassins to kill you.

I wish I could hackzor anything.

granted, but then all the wow nerds get pissed at you hacking into the game so they all gang up on you AND KILL YOU

i wish i had more than just the peon icon on wc3

granted but then all the peon got jalouse of your new icon so the ban your acc.

I wish I'll be Immortal

granted, but then satin comes up from hell and ass rapes you for all eternity

i wish i had the power to shoot angry ticks from my nipples

Granted, but the ticks in your body eat your inner organs, thus you die
I wish PhotoShop wasn't so friggn expensive.

Monty, I got it for free. XD Haxoring ftw.

Granted, but then you die bc you can't use your online money.

I wish Heroes season 3 would start, like, nao.

granted, but they make it cheaper and it turns out the cheaper version is just like paint

i wish i had my Cloud bleeding out the ass avatar

granted but then it brings back tomany good memoris and you kill your self casue of it.

i wish i had a pet Ork.